Cyber Sleuths
Investigating us? LOL, grab a coffee—this'll take a while!
> Initializing Ultra-Cryptic Wild Goose Chase v13.3.7...
> Scrambling your packet sniffers... Done.
> Obfuscating all the logs... Child's play.
> Serving you 404s for breakfast... Bon appétit!
> Pro tip: Your "threat hunting" is more like threat napping.
> Catch ya later—maybe in a few centuries!
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